it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
This is priceless and nerddom is universal.
#at my house in venice
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Ellen did her research. [x]
what the fuck happend, tumblr?? what could possibly have violated the community guidelines?
this was a hilarious post about Harry Potter derp faces, but only McGonnagall is left now…
What if alongside the Odinsleep
there was Odinsleepwalking
so one night Laufey opens his ice-curtains or whatever
and he’s in his dressing gown and he’s like
“for fuck’s sake Odin go home—oh my god you’re not even wearing shoes”
and brings him inside until Frigga arrives to take him back home
hair in fucking curlers
HIS DYING GIFT WAS TO GET JACK LAID
One moment please:
THIS WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN SEX!! AT THIS POINT IN THE STORYLINE, JACK HAD JUST LOST IANTO. JONES, IANTO JONES THE ADORABLE WELSH COFFEEBOY THAT JACK HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH. HE DIED BECAUSE OF JACK. CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING FOREVER WITH THE GUILT THAT YOU CAUSED YOUR BEST FRIEND TO DIE? JACK WAS AT THIS BAR BECAUSE HE WAS LONELY AND HATED HIMSELF. ALONSO WAS THE ONLY SURVIVING CREWMEMBER OF THE TITANIC. HE MUST HAVE TRAINED FOR YEARS TO GET THAT POSITION AND PROBABLY FELT LIKE HE NO LONGER HAD A PURPOSE. HE WAS AT THIS BAR BECAUSE HE WAS LONELY AND FELT LOST!!! THE DOCTOR GAVE THEM BOTH WHAT THEY NEEDED, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THEM. SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST AS LONELY AND JUST AS LOST. THE DOCTOR WAS NOT JUST TRYING TO GET JACK LAID.
But that probably happened too!
Thor: The Dark World - Deleted Scene 5 [x]
One never needs a reason to reblog Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVOURITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET JUST BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO NAIL THE TIMING ON THAT JUMP OMFG