Must have done something pretty serious. What’d you do, man? What’d you do? What’d you do? Why did they have you in there?
“jaime only loves brienne like a sister”
what is it called when u kill a friend
come back home 4 years later with a bunch of pictures taped together. parents look at me in shock. COLLEGE? ohhh i thought u wanted a COLLAGE…. yeah it was a huge miscommunication on their part
Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"Who are you? How the hell did I get here?"
always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial
gay sex is so weird
WHERE’S THE ONE WITH MOSES?!
OHMYGOD THE LAT ONE
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
I love learning